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Monday, May 21st, 2001
8:18 pm
hahahaaaa....so yeah...went on the internet for like...the first time this week...well...since a week..and umm...humph...i got like....61 real mail...and i was like....penii me...and...i got so many like...rude and totally funny mail...and i was like..hm...k...so here's one of them...hahhaha...

"A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to
> >>get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied.
> >>
> >>A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and
> >>with a look of pain and anxiety on his face.
> >>
> >>"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it
> >>if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
> >>
> >>He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed
> >>to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savouring the
> >>feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three
> >>white buttons were identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there
> >>was one red button labelled ATR.
> >> Who would really know if he touched them?
> >>He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he
> >>pushed the WW button.
> >>Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a
> >>nice feeling came over him, and he thought how the men's restroom
> >>didn't have nice things like this.
> >>
> >>Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button.
> >>Warm air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently
> >>drying his underside.
> >> He knew what he was going to do when the warm air
> >>stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button.
> >>
> >>A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of
> >>spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was
> >>far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure! He
> >>hardly wait for the powder puff to quit.
> >>
> >>When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!
> >>
> >>He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A
> >>nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
> >>
> >>"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I
> >>was in the ladies restroom!"
> >>
> >>"You didn't listen and you pushed too many buttons," replied the
> >>nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked
> >>ATR is an
> >>Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is in this jar." ....

Hahahahha i was like...peein myself...specially when i saw PP....i was like...hm....

omf..so yeah guess who's not movin...uh uh...yo...yup...s'me...hahahah...s'me Nads...heheheeeee....sounds like me nads...as in My nads...hahha...omf...so i'm in a mad mood...heheee....

hahaha....Ghetto Romance jus came on...hahhaaa...*does the Damage Dance*...heheeee

k...so i'm gonna eat...i'll write to ya l8a...

# tipsy...taa taa...drinky winky...ho....ghetto tubbies...ghetto tubbies...say he-llo....oi oi#


*pees self*

current mood: hungry

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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2001
8:23 pm - "copycat pie perv burnt"
"a teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit film American Pie by shagging an apple pir was rushed to hospital with serious burns to his penis
Dwight Enburger, 17, couldn't wait for the tassty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his pecjer he was badly scalded by the hot filling.
A hospital spokesman in Boise, Idaho, said: "this demonstrates that producers shoild consider the effects their films have on young and impressionable people"

current mood: amused

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8:17 pm
There is a town in Herefordshire (UK) called Tillit. In Tillit is a pub
called the Cockwell Inn. The publican there is a lady called Lucy Likes.

Her address is:-
Miss Lucy Likes
The Cockwell Inn
Tillit Herts.

this is sik....but quite cunnin...but lame...but funny...hahaaaa

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7:04 pm
so..umm...i'm tired
TOMORROW'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL...for the week neway...YAY :D umm..k...

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